Melted Jungle Gyms

I'm not a pyromaniac, I promise. Mostly I just write things and obsess about my grades and stuff. Jordan. Eighteen. Sleepy.

lilghoul:

acr666:

1920’s era rework of iggy’s song fancy

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undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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marchcorvus:

"Human no!"

marchcorvus:

"Human no!"

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erin-the-lovely-dreamer:

foodtrucker:

I just want boys to give me their sweaters so i can smell like them and they can freeze and die in the harsh, unforgiving winter and womenkind can emerge in the spring victorious

Well that was an unexpected plot twist..

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lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

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ryanvallejo:

stunningpicture:

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…

are you fucking kidding me

ryanvallejo:

stunningpicture:

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…

are you fucking kidding me

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monobeartheater:

dorkly:

Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin

i think a lot of people forget how full of himself voldemort was of course he thought about all those ideas but a grain of sand isnt WORTHY OF HOLDING A PART OF THE DARK LORD VOOOOOLLDDEEMORTS SOUL

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